So we get to the friend's house and we're in the driveway. I wasn't sure if she would want me to walk her to the door so I said, "Um, do you need me to walk with you to the door?" Expecting her to say 'no', but she said, "Yeah, would you?" *smile*. I said, "Oh, good, I wanted to but I wasn't sure if you would want me to come to the door." She glanced me up and down, "Yeah, you won't embarrass me." I got out of the car and waited for her to get her stuff out of the back seat and I realized that one day I will embarrass some twelve year old girl, (my twelve year old girl in case you didn't follow that thought process). I expressed this concern to my cousin and she said, "No you won't Jess, as long as you don't wear mom pants."
"Yeah, you know, jeans hiked up to your boobs."
I looked at her with all seriousness and said, "Eventually the boobs go down to the jeans, you just can't help it."
I don't know if she laughed, but I sure did. ...either way, she still let me walk her to the door.