The Reader's Digest Version

Theories and Syndromes (mostly for Mur):

Soda Pop Syndrome: When a girl likes a guy she becomes much like a can of soda. It is human instinct (or maybe just a girl thing) to desire to share a secret with at least one person. The secret builds up inside of you like carbonation in a soda and you're just shaking and feel like if you don't tell someone you're going to explode. (Which just made me think of a movie quote, big surprise there, "We're going to die, we're all going to die."*). I came up with this theory because I was having random girls who were not my BFFs tell me their crushes. I don't want to know this, this links directly with Being Peed On and I don't support it. Some girl you hardly know tells you who she likes and you happen to like him too but she said it first? Not good for making friends.

So...

Being Peed On: When a guy or a girl announces who they like so that others will back off...like a dog marking his territory. I have been peed on a few times, and have never been flattered.

That's all I can think of for now, but I wanted to put the Soda Theory out there for Mur since she asked.