Friday, April 29, 2011
If you like it then you should have put a ring on it.*
Today I was asked to send out a blast e-mail about a ring that was found. I am always nervous to send out these types of e-mails because they go to the whole company. So not only am I concerned about spelling, grammar, wording, and the such but I know that at least one person will have something smart to say.
At first I thought the person said the ring had been found in the women's bathroom, having had to send an e-mail about the women's bathroom to the whole company before I could name three guys already who would respond saying it was them (everyone is a comedian). I was tempted to add in there, "women only" but then I realized it had just been found on the second floor, not in the bathroom. So I wrote a very short e-mail.
Good morning,
A sterling silver ring has been found on the second floor. If you have lost a ring please contact me. Thank you.
Not even 60 seconds later the responses started rolling in (seriously, one right after the other! Currently 10 and counting). Here are the responses:
Early Bird (he is always the first to respond to my mass e-mails so I knew this wasn't legit)- I have lost a ring.
That is my nose ring, I will come get it.
Do you think the ring has magical powers? If so, you might want to keep it.
If it was found then how can it be lost? I'm so confused!
Have you asked Princess Kate...she has had a very busy day...
Does it say "PIMPIN"? If not, nevermind.
Finally! You found the Mother's Day ring I had bought for my wife! Thank you so much!
Lord of the Rings References:
I was called 'Frodo'.
One person wrote me back saying, "That's my precious"
Then I got this:
I don't know why...but it made me laugh so hard I was crying.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
It looks like a flamingo threw up in here!*
Friday was New Jersey, more specifically we tried out Atlantic City. Interesting choice, mainly because:
I don't drink
I don't gamble
I don't shop excessively
I do like food though and candy - there was plenty of both. G came up with some good slogans for this place as well (I wonder if she does that for everywhere she visits). "Atlantic City - I'd rather fly to Vegas", "New Jersey - What a dump". I came up with a few of my own post-trip, "Atlantic City - We're trying to be someplace else", "Atlantic City - Pretending to be more than we are", "Atlantic City - It's better with the beer goggles". I have one more, but it will make more sense when it comes up with the picture.
First stop - the boardwalk (well, actually the first stop was the creepy parking deck, past the WORLD'S LONGEST LINE outside of the coach store, and through the casino). They had fun signs too.
Looks like swimming lessons were called off today.
I actually thought that these buildings were cool looking. P.S. this was my first experience with Boardwalks. So I really didn't have anything to compare it to. It was alright. I am assured that there are other, cooler board walks. I tried to give Jersey Shore the benefit of the doubt, it was kind of a nasty day. G says 'no', no benefit of the doubt, "This place is a dump".
We went on the beach and I took a picture of myself (notice that G was not in any pictures. I don't think she wanted me to have proof that she was there).
We were looking for one memorial but found this one. G thinks the man is pretty good looking so I had to take a picture. Then curiosity got to me, I wanted to know what this was for. Turns out it's a memorial to all the people who died to build the board walk and casinos..."Atlantic City - People died to build this". Kind of creeped me out a bit, the list started in the 1970's and the most recent one was 2010 (listed on the back side of this monument).
We saw a candy shop, so we went inside this mall-like building. Instead of going in to the candy shop right away we got distracted by our rumbling stomachs and made our way to the "food court" on the third floor.
Inside the building, by the windows, they had little areas set up with sand and beach chairs so that you could look out over the beach without actually being out there. No heat, no sunburn, no birds...perfection.
A view from one of the window seats. (See what an ugly day it was?)
G and I followed the trail of some raucous music and found a water and light show.
We grabbed lunch and wanted to make it back in time for the next show (it runs on the hour) but didn't finish lunch quickly enough, so we distracted ourselves with the candy store.
Then it was back to the light show for round two.
Oh - Hello.
Then we went back to our hotel in DE.
On the way back to Virginia I saw a giant Pineapple. Being a HUGE fan of Psych I took a picture - because what does Psych teach us children? To find the pineapple in each episode. ...I found the pineapple.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Delaware - Just Drive Through It
That wasn't enough to stop us from taking a picture of this moose.
At the world's smallest park!
Then this randomness. I thought second from the right was a couple pulling something dead, then I realized they were working together to put out a fire - my bad.
Then lunch at Cheeseburger in Paradise
After that we bought books and went back to the hotel (all before 5pm) and G-sauce slept a ton.
So...the question of the day -
Thursday, April 21, 2011
My heart is pounding like a nail!*
- Awkward Family Photos
- The Human Knot
- and The Card Game (I have no clue its real name)
Mary decided to take the photo so Britt could be in it and we pulled in Jesse with his hot chocolate.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot!*
For about four months now I have been working with this guy, Nick. I have never actually met Nick, we have talked through e-mail and on the phone, and he's accessed my desktop so we could better train remotely. He was my go-to guy for all of my questions as I learned a new timekeeping system so well that I could train all the other employees and become a little bit of a subject matter expert.
Sometimes I thought Nick was the greatest, sometimes I was disappointed with his answers to my questions/requests. Slowly, I didn't have to call or e-mail as often. This morning, I ran the end of period stuff all on my own. It was a process that started Monday (e-mailing managers reminders and checking to make sure people had their time in). I finished up this morning and when I got back from lunch I had a voicemail from Nick. He sounded pretty chipper, he was checking in on me, had seen that I ran the end of period and wanted to know how it went.
I had one question for him, so I went ahead and gave him a call. I let him know everything went well, but I had a random question for him. We went through it (I felt stupid afterwards for not finding it on my own first - but that's just how I am). He asked if I felt ready to go to tech support for my questions...this was it, graduation...moving on...letting go.
He went on quickly, saying that I could still call him if I needed to, but I would also have access to tech support if he was unable to take my call (the equivalent of letting me down easy). I told him I felt maybe I was ready, got to let go of the implementation specialist sometime, right?
Then he went on to thank me for the chance to work together and for making it pretty easy for him. I laughed because I had always felt we were probably the most complicated clients. We talked a bit more, both thanked each other, and then hung up.
Three minutes later he e-mailed me. Just wanted to tell me how he had found the answer to the question I had, not that I would ever need it again (it was a pretty unique situation) but thought I should know it anyway.
I thought the trick was neat, but I didn't know what to write back. I am really bad with goodbyes. I had to laugh at myself because I don't know the guy, but it's so final. It won't be, "Let me call Nick" now, it will be, "Let me call tech support." Different person every time...boo. I'm beginning to think I get attached too easily.
This is almost like when I had to say goodbye to Matt at Delta Dental when we switched carriers. Except, I was a little bit in love with Matt (ignore that I never met him, he had a very attractive voice), Nick and I are just friends.
Dear Matt,
Who knows what you look like; your height, your age, anything - to me you are the most handsome dental rep I've ever worked with.
Sincerely,
Jessica with James River
Monday, April 18, 2011
I carry a pencil, I'm a lawyer, I do that!*
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Foreign contaminant!*
Friday, April 15, 2011
I won't say I'm in love*
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
You're wiping away brain cells and there aren't many to spare.*
Thursday, April 7, 2011
'Cause today's just a day like the day that he started.*
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Wait, nobody has ever quoted me back to me before!*
Do you ever get restless? You're just sitting there and your entire body is itching to do something or go somewhere? I've got that, I'm suffering as I type from a restlessness that I can't really identify.
I think I usually get this way in the spring because for a majority of my life spring has signified the beginning of the end. All through school spring came just before summer, in college spring was when you were packing up your things to either move or to put in storage while you went home for the summer. Spring is the season of change and new possibilities and I just don't see any penciled in on my calendar and it's driving me crazy.
By the end of the month I want to have done something different and new. I know I have a trip to the Eastern states scheduled for the end of April, but it's not enough to quench my thirst I suppose. Something's gotta give, something in my day to day life needs refreshing/renewal or I need to change something. It doesn't have to be a dramatic thing, it could be painting a room, getting a new routine, finding a new "can't put it down" book to read.
I don't know, I'm just getting antsy. It's an annoying sensation, but it's not nearly as bad as the, "want to give up on everything" mood I was in a couple of weeks ago (I didn't know at the time it was because I was exhausted and sick). This is the mood that it's good to be in when you spring clean because you're ready to shed off all the old junk you've been holding on to.
Is anyone else feeling this "spring fever"?? If so, what are you doing to alleviate it? I could use some suggestions.
Monday, April 4, 2011
You ruined my jacket. Kill him alot.*
Friday, April 1, 2011
The Chocolateer
I'm one stomach flu away from my goal weight.*
Animal Farm by George Orwell Three words for you: I hate pigs. I know that there is deeper meaning to the entire book, but my initial reaction at the end was, "Those pigs!" *Fist of rage pumping in the air*. But as I said there's a deeper story being told here, very political, and it made me angry. I read this book because my all time favorite book of my life is 1984 by the same author. I wouldn't say that this one will make the favorites list, and I had trouble remembering what animals were what (he went to names and I was like, "Horse? Pig? What?" but it didn't take away from the general message). Overall - worth the read. The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman LOVE IT!! What's not to like about a book that begins with a murder? I overall really enjoyed this book, there were times when I had trouble getting through spots but for the most part it kept my attention. This is the same guy who wrote Coraline, so if you liked that book/movie, you'll probably like this one. Behemoth by Scott Westerfeld Behemoth is the sequel to Leviathan. So far, so good. You know how I worry with series books. So far Scott Westerfeld has done a good job keeping my interest and at the same time I am learning bits and pieces of history (which he clarifies at the end of both books what is real from what is fiction). Really like it. I Am Legend by Richard Matheson I have to admit that I really enjoyed/was really scared of this story. My friend had mentioned that it was a quick read, so I decided to add it to my list (I need all the quick reads I can get). It's not that quick (though there were times I couldn't put it down), and it's not the only story in the book. There are about 11 stories in the book, but the longest and main one is "I Am Legend". If you've seen the movie then I feel it important to tell you that it is completely different...completely. I mean, everything is pretty much changed (i.e. back story, character's background, the dog, the premise...the only thing that is shared is the main character's name). And the title makes more sense as the book. I like the book better, but I suppose if I don't consider them the same story then it doesn't matter. Richard Matheson is a very morbid writer, some of the stories I liked, some I thought were a little too over the top. So I wouldn't suggest reading these unless you have a good stomach for morbidity...and blood. And don't read at night if you live by yourself...creepy. ...Rambling. Sorry.