Real conversation at work today about not being able to find keys in a purse.
Me: I always stick my keys in the same spot so I don't have to worry about it.
Wanda: You know, I could take advantage of this pocket (points to pocket on purse) and put my keys in, that would be a good idea...but that would require a brain.
Me: You have a brain you just don't always use it. Oh...that didn't come out as nice as it sounded in my head.
I really had every intent of trying to make her feel better and in my head, those sounded like the right words to say.