I just don't get out of the lab very much. Is that a bowtie? I like bowties. I haven't slept in eight days!*

I had a fabulous idea last night. I was talking back and forth with a sick friend on Facebook. I asked him if he was heavily self medicating so that he can make it to Frisbee tomorrow (tonight) and he said he bought an argyle sweater...does that count? I said, "If Vick's vapor rub is woven into the fabric, then yes." That was great idea number one...sure you'll smell funny, but as you sit there, and even more so, as you sweat, you and those around you will have clear nasal passages. Plus, it's argyle, what's not to like?


We continued from there because he decided the sweater wasn't good enough so he'd take NyQuil, benadryl, drink juice and sleep. Something about the NyQuil-benadryl combination worried me, but who am I to say what drugs you can and cannot mix. So I tried to make a joke about not mixing juice and medications. Then he said he would drink soda and I tried to shoot that idea down too...but then I thought, "Cough syrup isn't pop rocks, Lildonbro!" But then...what if it were?!?


Wouldn't that be fun!? You could play with your medicine! Just put the packet in your mouth and listen to crazy party happening in there!


...I'm going to be rich...